VICE/Narcotics Units:
Immediately grow facial hair, dress like a slob, tell everybody you were ordered to.
Start watching every episode of ‘Monster Garage’.
Buy a biker wallet with a big chain. Get numerous tat’s.
Make every case involve overtime inch-and-one-half $$$.
Buy bunches of boats, RV’s, and motorcycles with that overtime.
Learn to play golf drunk.
Considers the $100 spent on lap [...]
























