YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when…
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. [...]
Thanks to KJM for sending this in.
His wife was really angry.
She told him ” Tomorrow morning, I hope to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds.”
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window [...]
Sent by Spike - it’s been around for awhile, but a good one.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on [...]
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Have your parents tell you a story with a moral at the end.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. “Johnny, do you have a story to share?”
“Yes ma’am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. [...]
Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service and sitting on a very hard pew. One leaned over and whispered, “My butt is going to sleep.”
“I know,” her friend replied, “I heard it snore three times.”
Need I say that Spike sent this in?
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Thanks to Kat - retired NYSP.
Yes…Police Officers Can Be Funny Too. These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
#16 “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”
#15 “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a [...]