Humor: A Cop Defined….and The Various Stages Of ‘The Job.’
VICE/Narcotics Units: Immediately grow facial hair, dress like a slob, tell everybody you were ordered to. Start watching every episode of ‘Monster Garage’. Buy a biker wallet with a big chain. Get numerous tat’s. Make every case involve overtime inch-and-one-half $$$. Buy bunches of boats, RV’s, and motorcycles with that overtime. Learn to play golf drunk. Considers the $100 spent on lap [...]