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Sent in by Heather…(click to enlarge)
Thanks to Leslie M for sending in the best story we’ve seen in quite some time!
My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we’re in the library, the grocery store or at a drive-thru window. People often comment on how [...]
Thanks to Spike for sending in this bit of humor.
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, “I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.”
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VICE/Narcotics Units:
Immediately grow facial hair, dress like a slob, tell everybody you were ordered to.
Start watching every episode of ‘Monster Garage’.
Buy a biker wallet with a big chain. Get numerous tat’s.
Make every case involve overtime inch-and-one-half $$$.
Buy bunches of boats, RV’s, and motorcycles with that overtime.
Learn to play golf drunk.
Considers the $100 spent on lap [...]
Sent in by Spike. Thanks!
Two rednecks, Jimbo and Bubba, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jimbo turns to Bubba and says, ‘You know, I’m tired of going through life without an education.
Tomorrow I think I’ll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.’
Bubba thinks it’s a good idea, and the [...]
(Washington DC) The Pentagon announced today a new fighting force established to bring a quick end to the Iraq War and future conflicts in the region. The creation of a highly trained, covert group of 500 Americans called, United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) is to be deployed Monday.
These Southern boys will be dropped off [...]
Thanks Spike!
His request approved, the Fox News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, [...]
Spike strikes again!
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard [...]
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