So how’s the election working out for you?

The war in Iraq is ending and our troops will soon be home. I thought we’d be out of Iraq by now, but the President has kept his promise: “No more war”!

I will have my health care rights this year. I’m tired of paying out my nose, but these idiots keep voicing their opinions. Damn first amendment!

I now drive a new car. Cash-4-Clunkers would have lasted longer, but some of you aren’t paying enough taxes – you know who you are. Pay up – lazy bums!

We are finally talking with North Korea, Iran and Syria – about time! We have ignored these dictators for too long. It’s time to talk, compromise, and begin sharing technology!

The tension between America and its Muslim neighbors is almost gone. Thanks to the President and his policies, we have not had a major attack on American soil in 6 months!

Unemployment is up to 10%, but is improving. At least the stimulus is working. The Government is getting my money to the right people in need!

We have stopped profiling travelers based on race, religion and national origin at our boarders. This has led to increased security by decreasing animosity towards the US!

Thanks to the first Afro-American President, racial tension has dropped off the radar. The Government will soon end preferential hiring, quotas and promotions based on race!

Politics as usual in Washington is ending. The President has kept his promise by bringing both sides together. Meaningful legislation is finally being passed!

Undocumented immigrants are finally receiving the medical care, amnesty and overdue citizenship they deserve. Under our new administration, anyone can be a US Citizen!

The President plans to sign legislation to expand law-enforcement agencies nation wide, eliminating private gun ownership. No need to own a gun when the police are on call!

The President is actively ending one party control of the airwaves through his czar’s. No longer will the voice of a few be heard above all others. Enough!

The price of gasoline has stabilized, wages are up, taxes are down and business is great. Thanks to the President’s miraculous policies, our country is on the road to recovery!

So there we have it: The Audacity of Change, The Audacity of Hype, The Audacity of Obama!.

“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.” – Thomas Jefferson

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