Sent in by a retired cop, loboyazoo.

JESUS AND THE COP

An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus over there?” The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, “My treat.”

The third patrons to come into the restaurant were two Cops on crutches. They hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, “Hey there, toots, How’s about gettin’ us a cold glass of beer! ” As most Cops would they took notice of every one in the place and saw Jesus and asked the waitress, “Is that God’s boy over there?” The waitress once more nodded, so the COPS said “give that man a cold glass of beer, On our bill.”

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Irishman felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards Carrano and Piersall. The Cops jumped up and yelled. “Don’t touch us…..We’re trying to get out on 3/4’s!”