The esteemed el Presidente of Venezuela, big Hugo Chavez, thinks that besides the Unites States wanting to invade his country, now Columbia wants to join the U.S in world domination. Right.

President Hugo Chavez on Friday accused neighboring Colombia and the United States of plotting a military “aggression” against Venezuela.

“I accuse the government of Colombia of devising a conspiracy, acting as a pawn of the U.S. empire, of devising a military provocation against Venezuela,” Chavez said.

“A military aggression is being prepared,” Chavez added, saying that Washington aims to “oblige us to respond, and later a war could be set off.”

He cited intelligence reports but did not offer evidence to support his claim.

Venezuela and Colombia have been locked in a diplomatic crisis since November, when Colombian President Alvaro Uribe ended Chavez’s mediation role with Colombia’s leftist rebels in seeking a hostages-for-prisoners swap.

Chavez warned Colombia not to attempt a “provocation,” warning that it would trigger a decision by Venezuela to cut off all oil exports.

“In that scenario, write it down: the price of oil would reach $300, because there wouldn’t be oil for anyone,” Chavez said. “The invaders would have to step over our dead bodies.”

Chavez has repeatedly accused Washington of plotting to oust or kill him, though it was the first time he has accused Colombia’s U.S.-allied government in such strident terms.

He spoke as U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was in Colombia, saying she and two other senior American officials who have visited Bogota recently “came to attack Venezuela” in their remarks. Rice did not mention Chavez during her earlier public statements in Colombia.

This guy and his red shirt socialists should really just keep to themselves. Doesn’t he realize that he’s just ticking off everyone in his country? Basically, the whole world looks at his country as a comedy show. Well, except Cuba and Iran. Enough said!

He should be calling his best friends from Hollywood: Naomi Cambell, Sean Penn, and Danny Glover before making crazy statements like this. Actually, they would all probably agree with him. They’re all NUTS! Besides the fact that I think they’re all traitors as well. But, that’s for another day.