An old Chief and an old Gunny were sitting at the VFW arguing about who’d had the tougher career.
“I did 30 years in the Corps,” the Gunny declared proudly, “and fought in three of my country’s wars. Fresh out of boot camp I hit the beach at Okinawa, clawed my way up the blood soaked sand, and eventually took out an entire enemy machine gun nest with a single grenade.
“As a Sergeant, I fought in Korea alongside General MacArthur. We pushed back the enemy inch by bloody inch all the way up to the Chinese border, always under a barrage of artillery and small arms fire.”
“Finally, as a Gunny Sergeant, I did three consecutive combat tours in Vietnam. we humped through the mud and razor grass for 14 hours a day, plagued by rain and mosquitoes, ducking under sniper fire all day and mortar fire all night. In a fire fight, we’d fire until our arms ached and our guns were empty, then we’d charge the enemy with bayonets!”
“Ah,” said the Chief with a dismissive wave of his hand, “all shore duty, huh?”
Thanks to that old USCG Diver, JQ for sending this in.