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Humor: There Was This Cannibal, Walking Through The Jungle…

November 17th, 2007, Posted by: LibNOT_SR under: Humor,

Cannibal Restaurant Menu

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…

Tourist: $5

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Baked or Grilled Liberal: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ‘Why such a price difference for the Politician?’

The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap, it takes all morning.”

Thanks to Ron D.

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