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Hilarious Is Not Good Enough to Describe This, But Side-Splitting Is!

September 27th, 2007, Posted by: LibNOT_SR under: Humor, Tagged with: auto_accident • cell_phone • email • hilarious

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I found this recording of an eyewitness to a minor auto accident in an old email. The caller was describing what happened while leaving a message from his cell phone. You may have to listen more than once to hear all the words through the laughter.

Please click HERE and enjoy.

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